Now, some of you... Cough girls cough cough.... May not know what this miracle liquid is. It is poison. It kills.... Everything. Really. But It is for weeds. It also kills grass... And plants..... And... People.... But anyways. It is amazing. It saves me so much time and energy!
Now let's talk about the lawn. For those of you who know me, you know I'm a hard worker. I will work my tail off. That is why you have never seen me with a tail, because I worked it off! Anyways.... My yard is having a rough summer. When we moved here I imagined my grass to be gorgeous....
Buuuuuut some dreams don't come true.... And so it struggles.
Do you like cinnamon rolls? Not me! I like sod! I really wish I could level out my yard and put a bunch of sod in. I love sod. It looks like a cinnamon roll... But ITS WAY BETTER!
Doesn't it just make you smile? Look at the glorious green grass it has. Awwww. I just wanna hug it! You know what I don't want to hug though? Our garden.
We have a garden... It's great! It produces some great stuff.... But it also gives us... Bugs. It gives us bugs I've never seen before! Hundreds of them crawl over the leaves and it is so gross!!!
They are disgusting! They give me chills! I want them all dead. How did they not die on Noah's ark?! Sigh. Oh well. They were created for a reason..... I'm not sure what the reason is... Buuuuut I'll just trust that they have some kind of job besides freaking me out.
Yesterday as I was outside taking care of my wonderful yard, I realized it needed to be mowed. And mowing takes a while when you have a couple acres. I really didn't want to do it.... I don't like being alone.... And so I asked my 5 year old sister Lucy if she wanted to mow the lawn with me. Much to my surprise she was sooo eager to help me.
Now let me explain what we are wearing.... My eyes are super sensitive. They water when the wind blows! And so when I mow the lawn my eyes freak out.
So I have to wear those giant goggle bug looking things. I know. It's way attractive. Lucy is wearing sunglasses and giant ear plug things. Anyways, it was sooo sweet of her to help me. I love her!
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