Can someone say mullet?

This is a horror story about a beautiful princess named Emily. Emily was a lovely girl! She was funny, adorably awkward, happy, and loved her hair. She had long beautiful soft brown hair. 

( And no. That is not Ariel with brown hair. That is princess Emily)

She had a splendid ball coming up! She had been looking forward to it for months! She wanted to look her best for this grand event! She decided to go and get a trim. She wanted her hair to look as healthy as possible. So she skipped over to get her haircut and asked for a trim. She thought the lady was taking off a lot of hair, but she trusted that it would look good. When she looked in the mirror she was ready to cry! She lost a lot of her hair! She had a funky looking cut! It was a ... a ... a.... mullet.  

Long story short, she had to stick it out with the bad haircut. Lets hope it't not too noticeable.